The Diva's first portrait of me

You have to look closely, since she did it in purple crayon. This is me. I never realized I had such stiff, widespread lips, or such vacant eyes. I think I am pretty creepy looking, but I adore it. Even the arm jutting out of the side of my head is perfection!

Not helping

My baby fever is not being helped by EVERYONE asking us when we will have another, or telling us we need to have another right now. It is also not being helped by The Diva telling anyone who will listen that she is getting a baby brother. Or a baby sister. She alternates between the two while telling her tall tale. Then I have to explain that I am not pregnant, while people (often strangers) eye my stomach.