I need my hearing checked

I could have sworn The Diva just asked me if I was a "scary drunk". I had her repeat herself, and it turns out she actually asked me if I was a "scary troll". She has had this thing for trolls lately. It can be attributed to the story of the "Three Billy Goats Gruff". I felt much better when I realized I misheard her. I mean, there have probably been times when I have been a scary drunk, but not in a really, really long time. And why would she know the word "drunk" anyway? I am glad we got that cleared up. This entry is done. The Diva has just informed me that she "needs to dance", so I must make this happen.